This 5 year old kid's mom wouldn't buy him a Lambo, so he stole her car to go buy one for $3

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05/05/2020 at 11:56 • Filed to: None

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I applaud the effort but the kid seriously underestimated the price of a Lamborghini.

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DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Textured Soy Protein
05/05/2020 at 12:04

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Kids these days.


Kinja'd!!! DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back > Textured Soy Protein
05/05/2020 at 12:13

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Look at how he fills that seat, that kid cannot be 5. 


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > Textured Soy Protein
05/05/2020 at 12:14

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I think that five year old is bigger than me.


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > Textured Soy Protein
05/05/2020 at 12:17

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Are cops not wearing masks in the US?


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back
05/05/2020 at 12:23

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My daughter’s soccer team had a five year-old like that on it like that. Kid was just enormous. Not even obese looking, just huge. Like his bones grew fast or something. Terrifying having a five year old brain in a body like that.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Textured Soy Protein
05/05/2020 at 12:25

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Gotta make that money

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Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > DipodomysDeserti
05/05/2020 at 12:26

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sorry, I had to

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Kinja'd!!! PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 > Textured Soy Protein
05/05/2020 at 12:31

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K id should probably get that weird growth on his face, checked out.... although he did a solid job of driving, despite the growth.

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Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > Spanfeller is a twat
05/05/2020 at 12:39

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Depends on the jurisdiction and assignment (and in some cases, individual Tough Guy status).


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > smobgirl
05/05/2020 at 12:47

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Strange, it seems like every cop here is wearing some form of PPE...


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > DipodomysDeserti
05/05/2020 at 12:51

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I used to run summer camps for an increasingly misnamed youth organization, every year we’d have a decent amount of 1st-5th graders ordering adult XL t-shirts, which would surprisingly actually fit. 


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Textured Soy Protein
05/05/2020 at 13:36

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Probably drove better than many adults.